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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:48

Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Xbox gets 18 new games next week - TrueAchievements
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Here's How Much Traders Expect Apple Stock to Move After WWDC - Investopedia
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Jim Cramer: Why Wall Street is actually going higher after the U.S. bombed Iran - CNBC
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
North Carolina U.S. Sen. Thom Tillis won't run for reelection in 2026 - Axios
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Every Hideo Kojima Game Ranked - IGN
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Here's Why This Year Will Be "Different" For Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce - BuzzFeed
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?